Monday, May 23, 2005

Armpit Story

Courtesy of Harti... :)


Hey everyone, as you guys probably know by now all I see when I try register here are squares. So Siti has kindly agreed to help me post this up on Hamid's request. Well first a brief history of how this marvelous piece of literary effort was created. It was our final PDCP lecture and we were all tired of playing Hamid's word games. So I came up with this idea (siti n rustom might recall us doing this in Mrs Abraham's english class in sec 4), whereby I write down a sentence and then pass the paper on for the next person to write down a sentence and so on and thereby churning out a very ridiculous story. Well so we did just that, I think we were rather proud of our end piece, and it took some real effort not to laugh out too loud as we went along... there are some bits that might be unsuitable for kids thus I would like to forewarn that the story is PG 13.. as you will see in Hamid's sentence. Oh yes the sequence is Me, Hamid, Adila and Sha and we rotate again so you can identify the author of each wonderful sentence. Enjoy!




He turned around and gasped! He was staring right into an armpit. Dank, smelly and full of hair, it was a sight to behold.And then he felt a surge of excitement running through him, he loved the smell! He looked up to gaze at the owner of the marvelous armpit. It was a cow. But wait, since when did cows have armpits? And then he realised that he was now in the year 3005, cows have evolved tremendously.Suddenly he was struck by the beauty of the cow, she had an hour glass figure and flawless black and white skin. He gently stroked the cow's armpit. To his horror, the beautiful cow turned around and bit off his nose. "My nose! Ouch!!" he yelled,"Oh beautiful cow I am so heartbroken, I can't smell you no more... boo hoo!" "You have sinned oh young fellow," said the cow, " Did you mother not teach you, Never smell a cow's armpit?" "No Ma'am cow, she never did tell me that," he said morosely. And that is the story of how Mr BULU came to be known as OLD RUBBER NOSE by all the neighbourhood children, to be ridiculed and scorned forever more.


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