Barely 10 months & it’s here again,
That annual fear of being retained.
It’s hard to remember from 2 years ago,
The dreaded subject of Teh Ming & Co.
My dreams are filled with floating organs,
The ones with necrotic, fungating lesions.
The owners of those pots must be tickled their fate,
Is to torment med students even in 2008.
Searched Papa Robbins but no such diagnosis.
Gross features include an atrophied brain,
Clinically the patient goes slowly insane.
The big one’s looming, Final M.B.B.S!
I hate exams but it’s all part of the game,
To put a DR. in front of your name.
