Sunday, July 31, 2005

~the future of the gang~

And the silly and wacky things we chat about online get even sillier and wackier... twas a Saturday night just after reading Asroe's first blog entry (which i think was excellent! congrats on breaking the barrier and entering the world of the blogs!) when rustom, asroe and myself were chatting online. And we realised that we said so many similar things.... and thought similarly too.. Thats when we started wondering if we were all turning into one another as our minds began to assimilate, our languages began to fuse into one major remix, our fahsion senses merged, our characters blended and we became perfectly identical by the end of M5. The very thought sent a shiver down our spines as we began to picture what the Diasithameiharbored of the future will be like. Brace yourselves as we present to you the inevitable state we will all reach as one united group... Ready? Haha read on

The perfect Diasithameiharbored (DASHMHB) must have the following features and characteristics. He/She must have a goatee, preferably sculpted to great detail every so often. Also, his/her hair must be long and uncut, tied in a bun and secured with a brown scrunchie. (DASHMHB) must also have a solely pink wadrobe, preferably of different shades of pink. He/She must enjoy the wonderful pastime of lepaking and must avoid being punctual where possible. He/She is most likely to suffer from RLS - restless leg syndrom, a incurable disease which is fortunately not harmful. His/her choice of bag should also preferably be a harversack school bag. The face of a DASHMHB can come in many different shades and colours, however there must be some level of consistency in the shape of the nose whereby a prominent nose bridge has to be present. DASHMHBs must also enjoy singing at anytime and anyplace regardless of whether the people around him/her wish to listen to his/her voice. The choice of pitch of voice should be that of a high pitch soprano and he/she will specialise in making chipmunk noises and songs. He/She is also required to make at least 10 Boo Boos a day. It is also a protocol for all DASHMHBs to make a characteristic "brrrr" sound when toning their triceps at the gym. Other than working out at the gym, he or she has to commit to running 6km before meals daily to keep up with a healthy lifestyle. He/She is also required to drink MILO daily regardless of the amount of calories it contains.

Ready to face the future guys? To infinity and beyond....
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