Sunday, July 31, 2005

:: Summary of Diasithameiharbored ::

Congratulations and a huge pat on the back of Hartirathpal Kaur d/o Juspal Singh for her animated description of Diasithameiharbored. It was a truly intriguing entry and it has inspired me to dwell a little further into the future us. To start, what a fantastically cool name we have: "Diasithameiharbored". I guess it should be pronounced as DIE-AS-THA-MAY-HARBOURED ? Whatever it is, it sounds cool mann! You know what I mean? Anyway, I have certain concerns over the physical appearance of Diasithameiharbored as I tried to create a mental picture based on Hartirathpal Kaur d/o Juspal Singh's descriptions and it was scarier than the scariest nightmare I have ever had. If you guys do not remember, let me refresh the physical elements of Diasithameiharbored as Hartirathpal Kaur d/o Juspal Singh described.

1) Goatee, preferably sculpted to great detail every so often.

2) Hair must be long and uncut, tied in a bun and secured with a brown scrunchie.

3) Likely to suffer from RLS - restless leg syndrom, a incurable disease which is fortunately not harmful.

4) Face of a DASHMHB can come in many different shades and colours, however there must be some level of consistency in the shape of the nose whereby a prominent nose bridge has to be present.

5) The choice of pitch of voice should be that of a high pitch soprano and he/she will specialise in making chipmunk noises and songs.

So as you guys have seen, putting together this smorgasbord of details together, we get an indeed scary picture of us! I just wanted to add an element of fright and anxiety to our future. ARE WE READY TO FACE THE MONSTER IN US?

Love.
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